Drunk and Bored Club, Saturday night at the house of insane bachelors

[what_the_shock]

They were inside tonight at least, so Miguel had actually bought a few bags of chips and pretzels and things. Those went with booze, right? He'd also gotten some weird fruity beer, a bottle of brandy, and a twelve-pack of hard cider.

Let the somethingth-annual (weekly?) meeting of the Drunk and Bored club come to order!


[If you've ever been in the past, Miguel called to invite you. If anybody that's ever been there before might have told you, you're invited. If you hear people having fun and want to crash, you're invited. If you live there, you're invited. Alcohol for all!]

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[died8yearsago]

"Not even," Rosa snorted faintly. "Most of the kids on this island are weirdly well behaved. It's almost creepy. And the ones who aren't are either doing really dumb things, or things actually not dumb and are actual crimes, but the dummies they're doing it to don't want anything done about it."

[built_fjord_tough]

Fjord snorted and shook his head at that.

"Don't they know there are bored lawkeepers around here needing something to do with themselves? Fucking inconsiderate."

Said the guy who would probably deal with it himself. Either by talking it out or killing someone and raising their soul as a specter to do his bidding look sometimes these things just happened.

[died8yearsago]

Well. At least the latter options gave the opportunity for something to do on Rosa's end, even if it would probably just end up being more paperwork.

"They do know," Rosa said incredulously. "I've talked to some of them about it, even. It is inconsiderate. But..." She gave a conceding sort of grunt. "At least when things really do get hairy around here, they do let me do my job."

Which meant they weren't entirely dumb.

[built_fjord_tough]

Fjord nodded a little at that.

"I've heard that's a thing," he allowed. "Most exciting thing the island's thrown at me has been snowmen, I'm not terribly impressed yet."

[died8yearsago]

"Careful," Rosa warned, though her tone seemed almost teasing. "Words like that are oes that come around and bite you in the ass. I guess I was...lucky. My first big one were these nasty monster things that fed on souls. Drawn in by alcohol. Also, thankfully," she lifted her up and drank, "defeated by it, too. A couple people got hurt pretty bad with that one. Which almost made the giant impenitrable shadow that took over the woods and swallowed people up because of a stupid singing fish bent on revenge after that seem a little easier to handle."

Yeah, Rosa sort of pinpointed that damn fish as the moment when this place officially had her and she just sort of rolled with the weird from that point on.

"Which then made those snowmen seem like just an annoyance than anything else. So who knows. Maybe all we'll next is a bunch of mosquitoes that just won't go away, not even with all the Off spray on the entire island."

[built_fjord_tough]

"Giant... fish."

Fjord's brow furrowed a little while he puzzled that one out.

"Actually, I'm almost sorry I missed that."

The guy wandered around in leather armor. Of course he would be.